RCA-541

Registry #: RCA-541

Containment Difficulty Classification: Low

Threat Classification: Low

Containment Protocols: RCA-541 is to be contained in an ordinary electronics storage chamber. RCA-541 is never to be connected to a television set.

Description: RCA-541 is a set-top box produced by GoI “CrossPath Inc.” It is connected to a television in the same way as any other non-anomalous set-top box.

When RCA-541 detects “non-Christian material”, it continuously shocks the genitals of all individuals (including pets) in the same room until one of them recites the entire King James Bible word-for-word.

Material considered “non-Christian” by RCA-541 includes:
 * Pornography
 * Non-heterosexual relationships
 * References to LGBT or Pride symbols
 * [DATA EXPUNGED]

RCA-541 was purchased on ██/██/201█ from CrossPath’s official website. It may be only one of many mass-produced iterations of this product.