The Things Dr. Delgado is Not Allowed To Do at the Organization


 * 1) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to host a rave in the Area-14 staff bathrooms.
 * 2) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to access the Registry using a Nintendo DS  3DS  Switch any device manufactured by Nintendo.
 * 3) "Big Chungus" is not a memetic hazard, and should not be registered in the RCA.
 * 4) Neither is that GrubHub commercial.
 * 5) Swallowing "Buckyballs" will not make you magnetic.
 * 6) Dr. Delgado is forbidden from using "Buckyballs" any neodymium magnets.
 * 7) "Gorilla Glue" is not to be used as a lubricant.
 * 8) Dr. Delgado is forbidden from using "Gorilla Glue" for any purpose.
 * 9) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to tell new recruits that RCA-284 can breathe fireballs. It may be extremely dangerous, but it's not THAT dangerous.
 * 10) "Rule 34" images are not permitted on Organization workstations.
 * 11) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to expose herself at weddings. Dr. Delgado is not allowed to attend weddings without I7 Council permission ever.
 * 12) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to set up a GoFundMe page for the Organization. We already have plenty of funding from both the UN and the US government.
 * 13) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to strap Delta-Class personnel to chairs and blow them up in a "blast test".
 * 14) The name of HP Lovecraft's cat is not an infohazard.
 * 15) Dr. Delgado works for the International Nonprofit Organization for the Containment of Anomalous Objects, not any of the following entities:
 * 16) The "SCP Foundation"
 * 17) The "RPC Authority"
 * 18) The "AEP Association"
 * 19) The "Protectors of the Plot Continuum"
 * 20) The "Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society"
 * 21) "Big Bird" is not an anomaly. He's literally a guy in a bird costume. We are NOT sending a Roving Task Force to the Sesame Street set.
 * 22) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to hoard plushies of Yoshi Toad  Toadette any Mario series  Nintendo video game character.
 * 23) Tide Pods are not edible.
 * 24) Dr. Delgado is forbidden from using Tide Pods Gain Flings  Cascade Action Pacs  Finish Powerballs any kind of laundry and/or dishwashing pod.
 * 25) There is no record of a "Dr. Bright" ever being employed by the Organization.
 * 26) Access to any "WikiDot"-based websites on an Organization Console is strictly prohibited.
 * 27) The motto of the Organization is "Research, Contain, Acquire", not any of the following:
 * 28) "Let's use it on 284!"
 * 29) "The anomalies are fast, but the combine is faster."
 * 30) Dr. Delgado is not allowed to take items from video games into the real world while testing RCA-423. Your "Blue Shell" has been confiscated.